My eye ball hurts

This is today's sunset. I saw this while coming home from crystal lake. I got a new pair of running shoes. They make me look tall and if you have seen me in person being tall is something I could use some help with.

So my eye hurts real bad and I don't know why. I was thinking that if I had one eye I would get pretty tired of explaining why I always wear sunglasses, but then I thought it would be really funny to go to a job interview in sunglasses and say "pardon the sun glasses I have one eye." Or I could wait for the interviewer to ask why I was wearing sunglasses indoors and snap and be like "Uh cuz I have a hole in my face where my eye used to be" and then take off the sunglasses and stick my finger in the hole.